Just another night in Apt 47

Michelle: Oh my gosh, An-Ann, you need to get a vibrator, they make the BEST back massagers!
Me: OMG this is going on tumblr
Caitlin: You should see mine! It looks a freaking porno dick!
Me: Why is Caitlin's bigger than yours....? THAT'S RACIST!
Michelle: Right? Who would that fit!?
Caitlin: Yeah, some porn star shit, hella stretched out