breakfastburritoe:

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

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olisupertramp:

this is seriously a realistic representation of a couple that has been together for a long time.

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elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

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jamarcoaaronshaw:

robots-and-electric-sheep:

mistyslay:

Gatsby’s yellow Rolls-Royce must’ve been a real hit with the women

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*sigh*

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blissxtide:

wow so accurate.

blissxtide:

wow so accurate.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies

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250,456 notes

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969 notes

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177,737 notes

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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329,323 notes

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disneyfrozen:

"Moderately, with a cheesy groove"

disneyfrozen:

"Moderately, with a cheesy groove"

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theshirtlesslifter:

margosaur:

theshirtlesslifter:

margosaur:

if you want to talk to me, please start the conversation. i’m so bad at starting the conversation.

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Time to holler: 

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